You Might Be Running QRP....

Courtesy K3ZM:

If your signal level is mentioned in the Frequently Asked Questions section of ISITLOWT.COM, you might be running QRP. 

If you have come to learn that "QRL?" means, "It is time for you to QSY now, OM," you might be running QRP. 

If it seems unusually cold in the shack, you might be running QRP. 

If the methane from the cattle on your neighbor's farm has a larger carbon footprint than your transmitter, you might be running QRP.

If you go through a contest hitting the F4 key 400 times more than the F1 key, you might be running QRP. 

If you feel like the invisible man, you might be running QRP. 

If you can hear great without your noise canceling headphones, you might be running QRP. 

If you work a local station and he says the line noise is louder than your signal, you might be running QRP. 

If the night light in your bathroom dissipates as much heat as your radio, you might be running QRP. 

If you can copy your brother's attic long-wire in Florida better than he hears your full-sized array, you might be running QRP. 

If you are going head to head against KR2Q in a DX contest, you might be running QRP. 

If your score is rising more slowly than global temperatures, you might be running QRP. 

If your father's pacemaker produces more energy than your transmitter, you might be running QRP. 

If your QSO total is approximately equal to the combined points in the latest Knicks-Lakers game, you might be running QRP. 

If you have the winning score in the Stew Perry TBDC and your name is not Al, you might be running QRP.  

If getting beaten to an ordinary DX station becomes as commonplace as finding AA1K on 1820.5, you might be running QRP. 

If you are having the most fun ever per watt of output power, you might be running QRP.